On last night's installment of Survivor (wow, I heard a Don Pardo voice in my head there), Judd proved to be one large ass munch. What an uneducated pig this fat ass loser is, but yet he does not get voted out because he's physically strong and helps them win challenges. Meanwhile his arch nemesis, Nurse Margaret, gets the boot despite her practically saving everyone the first few days. I guess Survivor, like life, isn't fair... Life's a bitch then you get voted out.
Went to the dentist yesterday to get a small filling repaired. What an enjoyable experience as usual. First he says he has to really numb it up because of the location so I get enough novacaine or whatever he shot me up with, to bring down a large water buffalo... then he's done in 5 minutes, which is kind of nice but makes me wonder why I need to be numb for 5 hours. Then once the numbness wears off it feels like someone socked me in the jaw and it hurts to open my mouth. And dentists wonder why people don't like them. And no, I'm not an anti-dentite!
And lastly, but not leastly, the Chiefs/Dolphins game has been moved up to TONIGHT! I believe a 6pm CDT start. They're trying to get it completed before Wilma (insert Fred Flinstone yell here) hits Miami.
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DJ told me that Judd reminds her of Bluto on Popeye. Total moron but really - they DO need hin . . . AT THE MOMENT. I don't think he has much of a chance going far though. His former team won't like him, his current team ONLY has him around for his muscle.
He's the anti Rupert!!!
Haha, good comparison. He's just so stupid. Every time he opens his mouth he just gets more dumb.
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