Monday, February 25, 2008

Monday's suck

I have that grumpy Monday mood today. Can't explain it, just feel blah. Maybe it's the freakin' ice and crap outside. I'm like 2 minutes from moving to Florida or something. Even asked a realtor friend how much our house is worth.

Yesterday was so nice out, actually above freezing which felt like 60. Unfortunately all the snow/ice melt ended up forming a lake in the road in front of my house. Being the good neighbor I went out and carved a channel to the storm drain and watched as it lowered by a good 2/3rds. Unfortunately overnight it froze over and once again a big lake formed today. So, tonight I go out and redig the channel and use my shovel to force the water to it.

I'm doing this for my neighbors, right? You'd think that they would appreciate it and go slowly by as I'm standing on the side of the road with a shovel, right? Well, most of them did but 4 or 5 cars blew by at 30mph spraying me with a tidal wave of water! What the fuck people!?!?!?! I wanted to pitch my shovel through their back window as they drove by oblivious to me standing there soaked.

Ah people, they're so awesome. I'm definitely better off working at home where I don't have to put up with the general idiotic population on a daily basis.



Ok, enough venting for one day. On a brighter note, the Grinder has become my first friend to actually go to ComicWonder.com and tell a joke. He told 2 actually! Now, take that as a challenge readers. Go get funny!

Here's his first joke:

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