Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Rock of Love

Ok, with the demise of Pirate Master we were looking for a brainless show for the summer and we've found it. Rock of Love on VH1 is The Bachelor in Skank-town starring Brett Michaels of Poison fame (hair band of the 80's for you youngsters out there). He's looking for the love of his life and has been provided with 25 strippers, rockers and whores from which to choose. I'm not saying these girls were nasty but... uh, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. First episode and they're comparing their breast implants!

It's like watching a car wreck in super slow mo, over and over again. Perfect summer viewing.

3 episodes have aired thus far, we've only watched the first but looking at the previews for the rest of the season I'm jazzed to watch more. I believe you can get video on VH1's web site.

6 comments:

Rod said...

One of the Pirate Master players boyfriend committed suicide after she got back.

Now her blog and posts on other blogs is drawing attention to HER and her and her coming suicide.

adubya said...

Wow, Cheryl is dead of an apparent suicide, 2 months after her boyfriend did the same. I hadn't heard about that.
I always thought she was pretty strong.

Hilary said...

DAMNIT...I guess we DO need cable after all!

adubya said...

Cable sucks, no one NEEDS cable. You already have a DirecTV dish on your roof.
Wouldn't this cut into your minivan dreams though?

Hilary said...

you're right. Maybe you could write up a blow-by-blow of each episode and I'll just use my imagination. :P

adubya said...

Episode 2 consisted of the girls attempting to get Brett aroused through phone sex, complete with some sort of attachment strapped to his, uh, member that would measure blood flow to the region. Embarrassing for most, humiliating for some. He actually hung up on a couple of them.

Next episode involves Motocross and at least 1 fight. I can't wait.